Cracked out Amy and Pete

Is it Christmas already? Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty blessed us with another YouTube video upload after surprising us with their first present. I know what you're thinking, "why do you keep watching them, Biff?"

Because it's like a crazy accident scene! It's just so mesmerizing how messed up their lives have become. I mean you can even see the soot all over Amy and Pete's hands from their crack pipe.

We need the Spears' parents to get in there and put things back together again. Maybe Fox will want to televise it?

- perplexed, Biff.

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Three Stooges: Pete, Wino, and ScarJo

Imagine if creatures from another world found these videos. What would they think about us?

Below, we have two crackheads recording a video while playing with baby rats and a kitty. By the way, Pete Doherty obviously is getting it on with Wino by the way he man-handles the video camera: He zooms in on her breasts and other regions. Let's hope our alien friends don't have eyes.



Then we have an AOL Live Session of Scarlett Johansson singing Falling Down from her new album. Let's hope our alien friends are deaf. Consider this your advance warning.

- Biff

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It's a nice day for an emo wedding

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz asked wedding guests to "dress dark" to their shindig tomorrow. They were told to wear cocktail attire, but not overdress, and instead of formal invitations were given "save the date" notices in an attempt to keep the wedding a secret. Great job guys! A giant tent with red curtains has been set up at Ashlee's parents' home, along with a seating area surrounding a fireplace adorned with a giant cross.

It's an emo/goth's dream!! You know their wedding song is My Chemical Romance's "Helena."

-T

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Nehked Replay

Does Leno secretly want to get it on with Ryan Phillipe? Answer

Which Canadian city hosted Jay-Z's bachelor party? Answer.

Did Britney really lose 15 lbs in 4 weeks?! Answer.

Britney Spears has a sex tape: Surprised?

Adnan is still trying to milk his former cash cow, Britney Spears. It is reported that he's shopping around a sex tape that he made with Britney during their trip to Mexico in January.

A source says, "The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off?' There's nothing left to take off."

According to the same insider, this tape will fetch much more than the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Who is this source? Is it Adnan dressed up in a wig?

- Biff

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Ellen to marry girlfriend Portia

The Supreme Court of California overturned its ban on same sex marriages today! Ellen Degeneres announced to her audience today that she will get married to her girlfriend, Portia de Rossi, according to TMZ. Portia came out into the audience after the announcement and the crowd went wild, giving the happy couple a standing ovation. Congrats to Ellen and Portia, and other Californian couples who can finally tie the knot!

-T

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ANTM's Caridee hooks up with Tyson Beckford

America's Next Top Model winner (cycle 7) dumped her boyfriend, whom she brought to Hollywood from Fargo, North Dakota. She told Page Six that he stole $10,000 from her: "He went into my bank account, took all that money and went to Las Vegas and spent it. We're over." Yea, that's kind of a romance killer. She upgraded and is currently dating the sexylicious model Tyson Beckford.

-T

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Matthew McConaughey already pimping out unborn baby

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are already cashing in from their unborn baby. They hired "brand agent" Todd Shemarya -- who's already brokered deals for Brangelina and Xtina -- to help them make some cash from baby pics. They have already received offers from three publications of over a million dollars each!

And on that note, I'm quitting school to be a Hollywood baby pic broker. The commission must be good, right?

-Twila out.

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Shania Twain and husband split after 14 years of marriage

Canadian singer Shania Twain, who was born in Windsor, Ontario and raised in Timmons, is splitting from her husband Matt Lange after a 14 year marriage. The two met when Lange produced Twain's album in 1993. They have a six year old son, Eja. Very sad news!

-T

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Mel Gibson and Britney Spears vacation together

Mel Gibson is treating Britney Spears and her father, Jamie Spears, to a vacation in Costa Rica. They left this morning without Britney's kids, because she needs special permission to take them outside of he country, and are all staying in Mel's vacation home. You know Jamie is trying to hook Mel and Brit up! She needs Mel's strong Christian values. Then the two of them can get drunk and grope girls in bars together.

-T

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Whitney becomes first plus-sized America's Next Top Model

Whitney Thompson was crowned America's Next Top Model on last night's finale. I know everyone's happy cause she is the first plus sized girl to win, but I cry foul! Anya was clearly the better model, and there are even conspiracy theories out - was Whitney told to gain weight before the show so she could win??

-Twila

Harry Potter News: Draco Malfoy to release album

Tom Felton is known for his evil role as Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movies. But fans will be surprised to know that Tom is also a musician and will be releasing an album soon. Here's a video he posted of himself singing on YouTube.



I think he should stick to acting. Thoughts?

- Biff

Top Male Model is Canadian (and isn't gay)

I know my pretties, you're probably thinking, "Big deal; Everyone knows Canadians are hot." Well, it hasn't always been that way. Models were only considered top brass if they were from Italy, France, or some other fashionable European nation.

Recently, with Jayde Nicole being named Playmate of the Year, Shawn Ashmore's spread in Cosmo, and now Taylor Fuchs being named the world's most successful male model by Forbes Magazine, well, the world can't help but notice that we grow pretty good stock here in Canada.

Taylor Fuchs was discovered in a bar in Saskatchewan and is currently signed with Public Image Worldwide. Within months of signing he has walked Yves Saint Laurent, D&G, Burberry, Valentino, and Fendi -- all major runways.

What's even more impressive? Taylor Fuchs is only 21.

Let's keep showing everyone what our mamas gave us. If you know of a Canadian worth mentioning email us!

- Biff

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Free burger this Sunday

Harvey's has FREE Burger Day in Ontario and Quebec on Sunday, May 25th. Grab your buddies and head down for some grub! Free food is always a sweet deal. But remember that Harvey's will only be dishing out the free stuff between 10:30 - 3 pm.

You'll also want to check out the locations that are participating before you head out.

- Biff

Idol results: David vs. David in final 2!

The American Idol elimination confirmed what we all knew (and what Biff predicted - also click there to check out clips from last night's performances): The final two will be David Cook and David Archuleta. Next week David Archuleta will be crowned American Idol, even though my fave is Cook! Check out the elimination above.

-Twila

Cameron Diaz feels she gets better with age

More beautiful that is. She admits to having some work done on her nose back in 2005, but told Cosmo "I'd never do anything else. I think beauty comes from the inside. I feel I get better with age ... I look at pictures of myself when I was 21 and think, 'Wow, I didn't look so bad.' But I take more care of myself now, so in a way I feel like I look better than I did then .... I feel stronger and more confident." She is frustrated by the occasional breakout though: "Sometimes I'll look in the mirror and be like, 'Damn, where did that that come from?' Seriously! I'm 35 years old. When is this going to stop?!"

35?! Wow. I was gonna say, she does look hot for a 45 year old. But 35?? Um...wow.

-Twila, fine wine

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N(eh)ked Bits

• Pet Pavilion - Pet hotel or toaster oven? (BWE)
  
• The two dirtiest people in the world share an embrace (The Blemish)
• Celebrity goofy faces (CityRag)
• Miley Cyrus got Milk (Yeeeah!)
• Katie Holmes is a giant doll (Infamous Celeb)
  

Madonna has started work on a multi-million dollar all-girls school in Malawi, the African country she adopted David Banda from in 2006. She hired project managers to run the development. Her lawyer said, "A task force of four prominent Malawians has already been formed to head the project which will be on the scale of what Oprah Winfrey has in South Africa. It is a multi-million dollar project and we will get the real costs in the next two weeks."

I love how Madonna and Oprah are in some sort of face off to prove who is more charitable. I bet in a few months Oprah will announce she bought a private tropical island to house all the homeless puppies and kitties. Actually, I would like that.

-T

Jodie Foster broke up with lesbian girlfriend

Jodie Foster and her lesbian girlfriend of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, broke up. Just four months ago, Foster came out with her relationship when she thanked "My beautiful Cydney, who sticks by me through all the rotten and the bliss" in a speech. A source told the National Enquirer, "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking. She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."

So sad!

-T

Confirmed: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt having twins

Rumours have been circulating for months that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's latest spawn are twins. Jack Black confirmed the rumour during an interview with Access Hollywood about the movie Kung-Fu Panda:

“You’re gonna have as many as (the) ‘Brady Bunch’ when you have these,” Jack joked.

“It’s confirmed? Is it two?”, Natalie [the interviewer] asked.

“Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already,” Angelina responded. “Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”

But we all already knew that. Moral of the story? Celebrity gossip is always right.

-Twila

Nehked Replay

Which Sex and the City star owns a tea house in Canada? Answer.

Was Sonny Bono murdered? Answer.

Is Jessica Simpson's ex, John Mayer, bi? Answer.

Jessica Simpson does not handle breakups well

As her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo spent the weekend partying in Chicago with pals, Jessica Simpson partook in a marathon drinking session at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina. She got so drunk she had to call her mom for a ride home, and her drinking buddy, friend CaCee Cobb, threw up under their table. Jessica was apparently devastated that John Mayer is now seeing Jennifer Aniston.

Jessica needs some some tips for handling breakups. For example - when you get trashed at a bar, never go home with your mother! Find any willing partner, have horrible drunk sex, call your ex from their bed and tell them in a drunken haze how over them you are. Repeat.

-T

American Idol: David vs David

Syesha Mercado is brilliant but she's no match for David Archuleta or David Cook. Her best performance on May 13th's Idol night was Randy's song choice of If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys.

David Archuleta's best performance was Billy Joel's And So It Goes. Paula nailed it with this song choice -- it was absolutely brilliant!

David Cook was the last to perform and brought the house down with his performance of Aerosmith's I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing. Randy loved the song but said it was just "OK" and "very predictable". Paula, oh Paula, we know she crushes on David Cook -- she gave him a standing ovation and with diva performance said, "see ya in da finals; that's what I predict"! And Simon summed up how we felt, "David Cook wins the night."

Can't wait to see the two Davids battle this one out. Their styles couldn't be more different: Rock versus Ballad. The younger David clearly has the younger ladies as his fan-base while the older David has the older demographic.

Our bet is on David Cook!

- Biff

N(eh)ked Bits

• Amy Winehouse has classy friends (Notorious News)
• Lindsay Lohan likes hot lesbian sex (CityRag)
• Pete Doherty ditches drugs for his cats (ICYDK)
• New cast of 90210! (SOW)
• Wife rating scale (Boing Boing)
  

This just in: Britney worst driver in the history of the universe

Britney Spears got in yet another car accident today when she rear ended a red Ford Explorer on Sunset Blvd in Beverly Hills. She was stopped behind the woman at a red light, and even though the light was still red, accelerated and hit the woman in front of her. Brit stayed in the car and her bodyguards got out to talk to the woman. Watch a clip on TMZ.

She probably just had caffeine twitches from too many fraps!

-T

Note: the pic above is from one of Brit's many previous accidents!

LIES! Jason Castro claims he's never been high

American Idol's favourite stoner, Jason Castro, told OK! that he's been stereotyped ever since he got his dreads five years ago, but in fact, has never been high:

"Just because a guy is really easy going... People have always said that [about me]. When I was younger I was real hyper and they'd think I was always drunk and I had never had a drink of alcohol until, like, last year. But the fact is I've never been high in my life!"

Dreads + dopey smile + telling reporters that he had once watched an entire season of American Idol but had forgotten until his brother reminded him = stoner. Be proud Jason.

-Twila

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo broken up

Tony Romo was in Chicago over the weekend partying it up without Jessica Simpson. A friend said, "They're broken up. He told us they broke up and that was that. We're guys so we didn't talk about it much."

Tony spent his weekend drinking rum and Cokes (mmm, my fave), dancing at nightclubs, and making out with a blonde who was not Jessica.

-T

No surprise: Mariah wants another wedding

In fact, Mariah Carey told Ellen that she would like to have a wedding every year (and you know if Mariah wants it, it will happen). She told Ellen, "Instead of trying to be like, 'You're invited, but shhh, don't tell anybody,' we're just going to have another one [wedding] next year." She also said that there weren't enough people taking pictures of her at her first wedding, since most of the people in attendance were her hair and makeup people.

I wouldn't be surprised if America made April 30, the date of Mariah and Nick's wedding, a national holiday when everyone gets the day off work to watch them get re-married on television.

-T

Is Beyonce Pregnant?

Rumours are circulating that newly married Beyonce is pregnant. A friend said, "She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight. When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now."

A rep for Beyoncé said, "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you."

Ooh attitude!

-T

Miley Cyrus' New Song: 7 Things

Miley's new song is Seven Things (I hate about you). Does anyone else hear that country accent?

I'll keep my review simple. There's only one thing I hate: this song.

- Biff

Nehked Replay

Which actor married to a MILF has webbed feet? Answer.

Which Canadan town is Playboy's 2008 Playmate from? Answer.

What did Madonna tell her daughter about her "gay" kiss with Britney? Answer.

Britney beds Doogie Howser

Although Britney Spears isn't known for her acting skills her return to How I Met Your Mother is significant in terms of how far she's come since 2007. Her appearance on the show yesterday was her second visit, and after last night's episode it is clear that Spears may return for another episode.

It's a win-win situation for both Britney and the show. Win: It increases her credibility and shows that she can turn her life around. Win: Brit's first visit resulted in HIMYM having the highest rating ever, and since her